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Monday, November 23, 2009

Let's Do Some Creepy Internet Searching!

It's been awhile, so let's take a break on this rainy Monday to peer into the dark disturbing place that is the internet, with an installment of -- How You Got Here.

As always, this is a list of some of the more popular daily internet searches that directed serial killers the world over to our little corner of the web. For past entries check here.

Note: Some of TtP blog post have been included in previous versions of How You Got Here. However, I try to include keywords that have not been. Also, I'd like to include a link through to the google search so that you can see our ranking on any particular creepy phase. Alas, I've learned after several uncomfortable discussions with my friendly IT overlords (Hi Anthony!) that perhaps a history of google searches such as "grandpa porn", "sheep fucker", and "horse fucker" on my work computer is not the best of ideas with the labor market as it currently is. Fair enough. Onto the list!

-- gloryhole locations in md -- TtP page: Smoke 'Em (Thru the Glory Hole) While You Can. Things that aren't a shock about this search -- The creep who searched for this is still using AOL.

-- masturbating while driving -- TtP page: I Think I've Seen This On YouPorn


-- transexual husbands -- TtP page: Ann Coulter, Still a Transexual


--bolivian sex movie -- TtP page: I Like My Bolivian Hookers Dirty and Agitated


-- midget clown arrested for coming into home -- TtP page: Our Pedophilia tag...Which reminds me, I've been meaning to get rid of that...


--dogsfucking people.com -- TtP page: Our Bestiality tag


This last one isn't particularly creepy, but I found it interesting. The top keyword today is: pissed off skins fans. Which I'm happy to say we are the number one result as of 4:34 pm via a google search. Proud moment for us all here at TtP. Here's Archibald's post: A 'Skins Fan's Lament.

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