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Monday, November 30, 2009

Monday Morning Thoughts

I really hate work. The sound of voices in an open office will haunt my mornings for the rest of my life.

For the cost of these Odwalla juices, they had better prevent cancer AND make my penis grow inches.

Is there anything better than seeing someone in your age range who is losing their hair? I should add, that I imagine this is only the case if you yourself are not losing your hair. Bonus points if the douche is fat and wearing a tight pink shirt.

Here's a shocker: A really hot blonde who's in to black dudes turns out to be crazy. Never heard that one before...

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