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Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Back from Vacation

Didn't mention it earlier but I went on, and have now returned from a week in chilly Florida with the old lady. Ate lots of food, drank some booze, and caught a std from a hot tub. It was a nice time.

The last part is no joke - ever get a spider bite on your eyelid while sleeping? No? Well, don't judge me, I grew up in a house that was set back in some woods. We had bugs. And mice. Occasionally snakes. My mom warmed our beds at night with bricks heated in the fireplace stuffed inside a sock. No fucking joke. I'm 25 and I grew up in 1912. But those spider bites are something fierce if you've ever had one, or seen one. I'm basically saying that the hot tub was one big spider and my penis was the eyelid. It's not pleasant.

I'm taking the rest of the week off from work, which may or may not include blogging. Enjoy the weekend if I don't pop back in.