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Thursday, January 28, 2010

The GOP Rebuttal: We Still Suck But We Are Not Responsible

Okay, now time for the GOP response, featuring the new governor of my state, Virginia. I am not sure but I think his name is Ken Doll.

Update 10:31 p.m. -- I just saw a black person in the room with the Republicans. One of the 5 or 6 in the party.

Update 10:32 p.m. -- He says even his sons are watching SportsCenter instead.

Update 10:34 p.m.
-- And hey there is an Asian guy on the right! See, they are too diverse! I think he is the driver.

Update 10:36 p.m.
-- Solutions.gop.gov. Now, why wasn't that website snatched up before now?

Update 10:38 p.m.
-- Wow, off shore drilling gets these people hot. Me, I'd like to get a yacht and do some offshore drilling on Natalie Portman.

Update 10:40 p.m. -- My daughter is a Marine. Kick ass.

Update 10:41 p.m. -- Underwear bomber, bad. Okay, check, got that.

Update 10:42 p.m. -- "Where opportunity is unequal, we must make it open to everyone." Well, so much for keeping government from being intrusive.

Update 10:43 p.m.
-- Wait, that is it? It is over? Wow, he must really want to catch Jon Stewart.

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