I Didn't Know Down Syndrome Was Contagious
I've been missing in these parts after a few unfortunate events.
First, as you can tell from the picture above, I was bitten by a chipmunk and quickly began my transformation into part human/part chipmunk superhero. Makes for busy days.
Second, I continued my shitty luck with laptop power cords as my third cord in as many years bit the dust, putting my home computer out of commission until I discover a new source of bio-generated, cordless power or I just buy a new cord for $60. I'm not through with the horse manure windmill yet so it might be another week or so until the laptop is back up and operational.
Third, I made up that part about the chipmunk superpowers. Sorry. Just a nasty infection in a tooth that I need a root canal performed on. BORING. Tomorrow is the root canal. I've had the BEST WEEK EVER.
I've also completely missed this Massa scandal, which at first I thought was a good thing. Stupid Washington bullshit....NOT. How the fuck did I miss this?!? This story that was made for this crappy blog. DAMN YOU INFECTED NERVE.
I'll just say this one thing about Rep Massa and the controversy surrounding the man -- Let he who has not engaged in ticklefests with his male co-workers cast the first stone.....Predictable silence. I thought so.