Morning Links

Those guys over at the TSA sure do have a good grasp of the public mood: 'TSA to investigate body scan resister'.

And remember, if you choose not to allow the Feds to take a picture of your naked body you're really just being irresponsible. Says the TSA chief in Sand Diego:

“It really is irresponsible to encourage anyone to opt out of a technology that is there in place specifically to protect the public.”

As always, you're too stupid to know what's good for you!

'Congressional freshmen vow not to party like it's 1994'. Fuck as many hookers as you want incoming Republican freshmen. All I ask is that you attempt to restrain federal spending.

PG County cops implicated in black market cigarettes and booze ring.

If you're going to have a nickname, Merchant of Death is a pretty cool fucking nick name to have.

Your Android phone might soon double as your credit card. Which would be sweet and all, but I'm looking forward to the day a headline reads, 'Your Android phone might soon be able to receive phone calls before the incoming call goes to voicemail'.