Tony Blair is Gay

Not homosexual gay or happy gay; but awful gay. Like wearing slacks without a belt gay, or George Bush gay. Like "that's so gay" gay. And yes I know criticizing people for not dressing right makes me sound gay. Homosexual gay. And making fun of the word gay could get me arrested in England. Or put under strict curfew. Which is why Tony Blair is so gay. But not as gay as Vladimir Putin (he he, Putin, what a fun name to say) who is no longer inching but galloping towards Stalin gay. Interestingly, a google search for "Stalin" and "gay" finds this 2002 BBC News story about the Russia government prosecuting a novelist for writing about a fictional homosexual relationship between Stalin and Khrushchev. A search for "gay" and "tony blair" turns up this excellent music video from a few years ago making fun of him and George Bush. There's an interesting wikipedia page on the history and evolution of the words gay and ghey here. The latter is what I'm supposed to use when saying things like Ann Coulter's offensive comments are so ghey; but would you know what I mean? No. That's because ghey is gay. Like Lou Dobbs gay. God that man is a douche bag. I'm proud to say that my post entitled "Ron Paul on Douche Bag Lou Dobbs' Show, Minue the Douche Bag" is the first and second thing to pop up on a google search for "Lou Dobbs" and "douche bag".

Benjamin Shapiro's Pathological Aversion to War

Anti-porn, douche bag virgin and Ann Coulter clone (or should I say her "mini-me") Benjamin Shapiro beats the drums of war - nothing pornographic about getting off on war, nope nothing at all - at WorldNetDaily.

How far will the West be pushed? For decades, Iran has embraced a strategy of carefully feeling its oats, prodding at the West, testing our mettle in inches. Now, like Germany in 1938, Iran is beginning to realize that the West will do nothing to stop it. Crippled by a pathological aversion to war, America and Britain sit by silently as Iran develops nuclear weapons, fosters terrorism in Iraq and targets Western interests for total annihilation.

I can't help but point out that Shapiro has his own pathological aversion to going to war. At least when it comes to going himself. Force other people to die for his ideals, yes. Join the military himself, never. I'm beginning to think that Congressman Charlie Rangel has a point about restoring the draft. Let's start with Shapiro, Coulter, Bush, Cheney, McCain and anyone else who advocates for war.

Via LewRockwell.com.

If I Was a Transexual Like Ann Coulter I Probably Wouldn't Call Other People Faggot

OK. I've been sick since last Wednesday. For days I could barely talk. I don't say this to get sympathy. I say it in case there are any hot women out there with sick guy fetishes. You can take care of me all night long. Well, not all night long. Just until my Theraflu kicks in, then I have to take a nap. Anyways, I've been in a Theraflu-Percocet-induced psychosis the past couple of days and missed the controversy around Ann Coulter's use of what I guess I'm now supposed to refer to as the F-word used to insult gays. Baylen has a good wrap-up of the fall-out below. For my part, I got caught up by reading Howard Kurtz's latest column in the Washington Post, The Long Fuse on Ann Coulter's Bomb. It's quite good.

My only complaint is that Kurtz never actually uses the word that Ann Coulter used to describe John Edwards - "faggot". Instead he refers to it as "an anti-gay crack" (wrong, it was an anti-Edwards crack), "a six-letter word offensive to gays" and "[expletive]" (uh, OK now I really know what you're talking about). Seriously, in a 1,000 word column he doesn't once tell his audience what Ann Coulter actually said. Why? Is he afraid he'll get hate mail from gays offended that he put the word faggot in writing? What a pussy. Or has the word faggot really become the new N-word, something so inherently offensive that it's completely banned from being used under any circumstance, including to relay a story about someones use of the word. If so, this gets at exactly what Coulter was expressing concern about, the rise of a gay rights fascism that seeks to make any criticism of the gay lifestyle a civil rights violation that should be punished by ostracism and censorship if not actual legal action. Given how quick "Grey's Anatomy" star Isaiah Washington was forced to undergo "treatment" for using the word faggot there's an element of truth in Coulter's statement that it has now become dangerously politically incorrect to call John Edwards a faggot. And that's a shame. Because Edwards is a faggot. I mean he sucks balls. Not literally. But he is a Marxist douche bag. Which is what Coulter should have called him instead of faggot a word that some people are offended by.

Ann Coulter = Fredo

A pretty good list of conservative bloggers is finally admitting what most people already knew: Ann Coulter isn't funny, or smart, or good for their cause. Thus, she's dead to them.

Denouncing Coulter is not enough. After her “raghead” remark in 2006 she took some heat. Yet she did not grow and learn. We should have been more forceful. This year she used a gay slur. What is next? If Senator Barack Obama is the de facto Democratic Presidential nominee next year will Coulter feel free to use a racial slur? How does that help conservatism?

One of the points of CPAC is the opportunity it gives college students to meet other young conservatives and learn from our leaders. Unlike on their campuses—where they often feel alone—at CPAC they know they are part of a vibrant political movement. What example is set when one highlight of the conference is finding out what shocking phrase will emerge from Ann Coulter’s mouth? How can we teach young conservatives to fight for their principles with civility and respect when Ann Coulter is allowed to address the conference? Coulter’s invective is a sign of weak thinking and unprincipled politicking.

CPAC sponsors, the Age of Ann has passed. We, the undersigned, request that CPAC speaking invitations no longer be extended to Ann Coulter. Her words and attitude simply do too much damage.

More here. Ann Coulter: a broken man.

Via.

BestWorst of TtP 8: Opportunity Knocks, But Would They Hear It?

Our eighth month. We had been around the block a few times. And what a block. Dirty syringes. Prostitutes. Flying monkeys with knives. It was a strange block, but we called it home.

1) Dennis Hastert, 'You Fat Fuck!'
Baylen picks a fight.
2) Sports + Hot Chicks - 'Insider' Hassles = FoxSports.com
Baylen compares Evangeline Lilly to Greg "The Hammer" Valentine.
3) Catch a Falling Star...
Nikos talks about Harrison Ford.
4) And Hugo Chavez as a Meek Tony Montana
Baylen makes fun of Hugo Chavez.
5) Due to Danish Cartoon Furor, NBC Cancels Plans to Re-Air Show About Cartoonist
Baylen turns out to be an equal opportuntiy offender.
6) Note to Governments Everywhere: Don't Play with Henry Rollins or You're Playing with Fire
Baylen practically makes out with Henry Rollins.
7) Ann Coulter is a Transexual
Cicero praises and thrashes Ann Coulter.

Ann Coulter, Still a Transexual

The fallout over Ann Coulter's attack on the wives of 9-11 victims in her new book, "Godless: The Church of Liberalism", continues. I don't really see anything that wrong with saying something like: "These [9-11] broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by grief-arazzis. I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much." Outrageous and rude? Yes. But, we've said much worse things on this site. Plus, if the 9-11 victims didn't want their husbands to be blown up by Middle Eastern terrorists, then they shouldn't of voted for politicians that support foreign military aid and an interventionist foreign policy.

What really bothers me is that she is in no position to be calling other people godless. How god-centered is Ann Coulter, really? Isn't she a whore? I'm pretty sure she gave Matt Drudge herpes the last time she was in town. My proof? They went to dinner a few times. She's a dirty filthy whore. Add it up. It's circumstantial. Possibly circumcisal too.

Choice Coulter quotes:

_"My only regret with Timothy McVeigh' is he did not go to the New York Times Building," The New York Observer quoted her as saying on Aug. 20, 2002. She clarified those remarks with RightWingNews.com: "Of course I regret it. I should have added, 'after everyone had left the building except the editors and reporters.'"

_"After all other suitable office space in Manhattan had dried up — and also after spending the weekend golfing at an all-white club in Florida — Clinton announced he would take an office in Harlem. ... As one of my friends remarked, that should be nice: Having escaped a mugging on the way to work, Clinton's female employees will then have to face an accused rapist in the office," Coulter wrote on Feb. 19, 2001.

_"(Liberals) are always accusing us of repressing their speech. I say let's do it. Let's repress them. ... Frankly, I'm not a big fan of the First Amendment," Coulter said during an Oct. 21, 2005, speech at the University of Florida.

Ann Coulter is a Transexual

Having spent time at CPAC over the weekend I can say three things about Ann Coulter:

1) She should be praised for her positive influence on young conservative women. Specifically, she has made short skirts, cleavage and open sluttiness acceptable. I can now finally live out my life long dream of sticking it to the religious right.

2) With her make-over of conservative women complete, she should return to the rock she crawled out from. Calling Muslims "ragheads" should be enough to keep her from being invited to any civilized debate. Sadly, it's not. Conservatives are doing their movement a great disservice by associating with her.

3) She is unquestionably a transexual. The Adam's apple proves it. More evidence here.

Ann Coulter Must Die Right This Minute (That's Just a Joke for You in the Media)

"We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice [John Paul] Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media."

--Ann Coulter, in remarks reported by the AP yesterday, to students at Philander Smith College in Little Rock, Arkansas