Nanny Statism Will Prevent Fat Asses

That's what some people in L.A. think anyway:

LOS ANGELES, July 12 -- Citing alarming rates of childhood obesity and a poverty of healthful eating choices, a city councilwoman is pushing for a moratorium on new fast-food restaurants in South-Central Los Angeles.

"Some people will say, 'Well, people just don't have to eat it,' " said Jan Perry, the Democrat who represents the city's overwhelmingly African American and Latino District 9. "But the fact of the matter is, what if you have no other choices?"

The whole story is here.

Question: Is there some reason that these people cannot -- Oh, I dunno -- make a fucking sandwich for lunch before they go to work or school?

Oh, and there is a racism angle too:

The proposed ordinance, which takes a page from boutique communities that turn up their noses at franchises, is supported by nutritionists, frustrated residents and community activists who call restrictive zoning an appropriate response to "food apartheid." [Emphasis added.]

"There's one set of food for one part of the city, another set of food for another part of the city, and it's very stratified that way," said Marqueece Harris-Dawson, executive director of Community Coalition, based in South-Central.

So, remember eating a fast food burger is the moral equivalent of supporting aparthed. Just though you'd like to know.

There is, however, an exception for franchises patronized by the people writing these ordinances such as west coast bakery chain Marie Callender's, noted restaurant lobbyist Andrew Casana:

"You can't play the obesity card and then invite in a place that sells pies," Casana said.

'Cause My Anaconda Don't Want None Unless You Got Buns Hun

In news that's certain to be good for somebody -- you know who you are -- Florida women are apparently eager to show up at hotels with strange men and have even stranger things pumped into their asses:

Miami-Dade's medical police busted a ''pumping party'' Thursday, where a man with no medical license had set up shop in a hotel room, offering to pump an unknown substance into women's backsides for ``buttocks enhancement.''

As the procedure was about to start, the women, three undercover police detectives, arrested Anthony Donnell Solomon, 22, of Miami, charging him with practicing without a license.

A similar incident resulted in the 2001 death of a Carol City woman.

''What's amazing to me is that this is not even unusual,'' said Dr. Seth Thaller, chief of plastic surgery at the University of Miami School of Medicine. 'People get themselves injected with God-knows-what. What I want to ask them is, `What were you thinking?' ''

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Who Doesn't Love a Little Big Mother-Daughter Romp

At $15 a pop, sex with this mom and daughter is a steal...Factor in the the combined weight of 700-800lbs it works out to something like a 1/2 a cent per pound for these plentiful ladies.

FORT PAYNE, Ala. -- A 62-year-old grandmother arrested in a prostitution sting in Fort Payne has begun serving a two month jail sentence.

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The mother and daughter were arrested Aug. 1, after they allegedly both agreed to have sex with an undercover officer for $30 -- at $15 each.

Fort Payne Police Chief David Walker said the sting was carried out after his office received several tips that the women were engaged in illicit
activities.

Walker said the majority of the Duncan’s clientele was believed to be Hispanics.

I'm sure the city of Fort Payne thanks you Chief Walker, for making them safe from the menace of fat grandmothers fucking Hispanic day laborers. Alabama can rest easy now. Full article here.