Italian Government Collapses!

Once again the Italians have proven that they are unable to run a functioning country. If you think politics in the United States are divided and partisan, it is nothing compared to the legislative gridlock on the boot shaped peninsula. They do have a flair for the dramatic... Story from the New York Times.

Emblematic of those divisions, during the debate one senator rushed in fury to the desk of a colleague, Stefano Cusumano, and taunted and apparently tried to attack him. Mr. Cusumano, 60, reportedly cried, then collapsed.

Mafia is the Strongest Sector of the Italian Economy

Italy, the new sick man of Europe, has suffered from economic stagnation for a long period. Perhaps officials in Italy should consider creating tax incentives for mafia operations, if they probably aren't already involved. The International Herald Tribune reports that mafia activities account for 7% of the country’s GDP. The mafia’s dealings encompass everything from legitimate businesses to public works adding up to $128 billion annually.

Italy Considering Prostitution Crackdown

Italian prostitutes may have to consider relocating to a country more favorable to their trade. The Italians are considering on the spot fines and shaming for the solicitors of prostitutes. Apparently they blame the addition of the 12 new members of the EU for the rise in prostitution. Story from the BBC.

Rome's Coked-Up Air Makes Life Even Dolce-er

Rome always puts me in the perfect mood. Maybe it's the history, or the art, or the coffee, or the food, or the beautiful people. Or the free drugs.

Scientists have discovered particles of cocaine and marijuana, as well as caffeine and tobacco, in the air of Italy’s capital, they said on Thursday.

The concentration of drugs was heaviest in the air around Rome’s Sapienza university, though the National Research Council’s Dr. Angelo Cecinato warned against drawing conclusions about students’ recreational habits.

Awesome. The second highest concentration was probably near the Vatican. More here.