Wishing All Of You A Happy St. Paddy's Day!
posted by Archibald @ 3/17/2009
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Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Whiskey and Beer...
Happy St Patrick's Day all!
As is my annual custom on a day that happens to be both my favorite holiday and my birthday, I've taken the day off from involuntary servitude in order to engage in heavy, ritual drinking.
Stay safe, and don't fuck anyone that I wouldn't.
As is my annual custom on a day that happens to be both my favorite holiday and my birthday, I've taken the day off from involuntary servitude in order to engage in heavy, ritual drinking.
Stay safe, and don't fuck anyone that I wouldn't.
Labels: Drinking, Rob, St. Patricks Day
posted by Rob @ 3/17/2009
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Monday, March 17, 2008
Happy St Patrick's Day!
I'll be Patrick's of Pratt for the better part of the day; feasting on oysters and enjoying whiskey that is much too good for me. Stop by if you're in Baltimore and buy me a beer. Or two.
Labels: Beer, Rob, St. Patricks Day
posted by Rob @ 3/17/2008
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Thursday, March 15, 2007
Easy There Guys
Hey you sinister, pro-pot lobby groups, let's not lose sight of what St. Patrick's Day is all about.
If I was just talking to Summer one-on-one, I would first ask her if she really meant this, or if she is was just making the usual, larger point in regard to the hypocrisy of how we deal with drugs as opposed to alcohol. Then, I would take off my pants. I would end our "discussion" by advising her to blame the idiot who comes into her room, for coming into her room uninvited. Not the booze they consumed that night.
I speak from experience; you won't see me blaming the pot when my roommates catch me rubbing-one-out to horse/girl action. I'm also usually dead sober...So maybe that analogy doesn't work too well...But, it did give me excuse to use the bestiality tag one more time. Bestiality!
Full article here.
BOULDER — If everyone getting drunk on St. Patrick’s Day would smoke marijuana instead, the car crashes, fist fights and sexual assaults would plummet, pro-marijuana advocates said today.She makes a good point there. However, wandering into rooms and asking if the occupant(s) want to bone is my go-to move. Drunk or sober, doesn't matter.
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"I’ll come back to the dorm about 1 a.m. and there will be people screaming in the hallways, writing rude things on the wall, verbally abusing and sexually abusing other people," University of Colorado sophomore Summer Weirich said, describing a typical scene when people have been drinking. "Guys try to wander in your room and see what you’re doing, see if they can hook up."
If I was just talking to Summer one-on-one, I would first ask her if she really meant this, or if she is was just making the usual, larger point in regard to the hypocrisy of how we deal with drugs as opposed to alcohol. Then, I would take off my pants. I would end our "discussion" by advising her to blame the idiot who comes into her room, for coming into her room uninvited. Not the booze they consumed that night.
I speak from experience; you won't see me blaming the pot when my roommates catch me rubbing-one-out to horse/girl action. I'm also usually dead sober...So maybe that analogy doesn't work too well...But, it did give me excuse to use the bestiality tag one more time. Bestiality!
Full article here.
Labels: Bestiality, Marijuana, Rob, St. Patricks Day
posted by Rob @ 3/15/2007
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